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[stopbleeding]

Ryouta Ono/Zoro

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[digthefuzz]

It's a figure of speech, dude!

...And hey! That's not the name at all. It's Heckbusters. Heck!!

[stopbleeding]

That's it. Right. That always annoyed me. Shouldn't it be "Hell"? Whoever named your show messed up.

[digthefuzz]

No way! The big H word is just way too strong. Think of the kids, man!

[stopbleeding]

The kids will be exposed to it eventually. It'll make you look cooler.

[digthefuzz]

Hey, I'm plenty cool as it is! I'm not giving the devil any power over this show just for that. No sireee!

[stopbleeding]

... That's a joke, right.

[digthefuzz]

Of course not! I don't joke about something so serious.

[stopbleeding]

You're not going to try and convert me, are you? I'm not interested in religion.

[digthefuzz]

Easy there! I'm not about that. You do you! And I'll do me. While helping the show stay super moral!

[stopbleeding]

Right.

[God... everything he has to say about that will offend this kid. Might as well change the subject.]

So why me? You just slap random numbers in or something?

[digthefuzz]

I... Yeah, that's exactly what I did.

See, I'm trying to win this bingo game?

[stopbleeding]

Yeah, I figured. Did the same to someone else earlier.

[Except he didn't start with banana phone. But... now that he's here...]

Hey. You know anything about odes?

[digthefuzz]

See? You totally feel me, man!

What, like the poems?

[stopbleeding]

Yeah. The most I know is that violets are blue rhyme but this thing wants me to be Shakespeare or something.

[digthefuzz]

Then Shakespeare it up! Just make a sentence and look up the fanciest synonyms that each word has. That'd be a good start, right?

[stopbleeding]

Sounds like you don't know how to write an ode either.

[digthefuzz]

No way man! I'm a poet and I didn't even know it!

[stopbleeding]

[GROANING]

I'm gonna hang up if you keep that up.

[why hasn't he hung up already...]

[digthefuzz]

Hey man, if you hang up, I'm just going to think that you're whack!

[stopbleeding]

I don't want to hear that from someone who thinks swearing summons the devil.

[digthefuzz]

I don't really think it works like that... but it's still not a good idea!

[stopbleeding]

Well I guess you'd be the expert on that.

[digthefuzz]

What, because of my character? Heh, I guess I know a thing or two!

[stopbleeding]

[he can't believe this is real]

How does a kid like you survive in show business?

[digthefuzz]

It's called having charisma, and being hipper than hip!

[Well, it's not like he's gotten much in the way of acting work recently.]

To the max!