IC INBOX (RECOLLE)

[stopbleeding]

Ryouta Ono/Zoro

Now worth 320 million.

VOICE | TEXT | VIDEO | ACTION

Comments

[crudest]

.... words I never thought I'd hear you say: that.

You into lace, Z?

[stopbleeding]

[Another pillow bap.]

Lace and flowers. You can't get more old cat lady than that.

[crudest]

I like dogs too - it's why I keep you around.

[but he'll laugh and knock his own pillow against zoro before dancing around him, moving further down the aisle]

C'mon, c'mon, we still gotta pick something gross.

[stopbleeding]

There's those scented candles a few aisles down.

[He's taking his pillow with him. It's ugly and horrible but damn if it ain't great for whapping.]

They might have soap too.

[crudest]

Do they have any that smell like feet.

[who's gonna put together the worst gift basket???? this one]

[stopbleeding]

They all do.

[But... hm. The more he thinks about it.]

There was one that kinda smelled like the abandoned warehouses near my garage. Kind of musty and reeks of animal poop, you know?

[crudest]

We can stuff those inside the pillow to make the firecrackers pop!!

Do you think they'd smell like burnt poop after?

[HE LOVES THIS IDEA]

[stopbleeding]

Only one way to find out.

[Zoro grins. He hopes they explode and rain gross soap bits.]

Hey. You think the firecracker will set off the sprinklers? Maybe the soap will lather up.

[crudest]

And then Jim will smell like animal shit for weeeeeeks!

[AHAHAHAHA

why are they friends]

[stopbleeding]

No woman would want to be around him.

[are they lowkey trying to sabotage jim's questionable marriage??]