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[stopbleeding]

Ryouta Ono/Zoro

Now worth 320 million.

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[mercurio]

this is a serious survey that i'm running!
would you please answer YES or NO to the following question

Q: PROMPTO ARGENTUM IS KIDNAP MATERIAL

thank you for your time!

[stopbleeding]

are you asking if i would kidnap you?

[mercurio]

..not originally but now i'm concerned

[stopbleeding]

you're asking if you're kidnap material. how is that not asking if i'd kidnap you?

[mercurio]

okay i'm a bit scared but
this took a turn i guess
would you kidnap me?

[stopbleeding]

absolutely not. ever.
the last thing i want is some wannabe animal guy taking over my house.

[mercurio]

kinda a little bit rude!!
but thanks for not kidnapping me

[stopbleeding]

rude but not wrong!
go find a better kidnapper kid.

[mercurio]

i'll let you know if i find one!
not that i wanna test out if they are but
you never know

[stopbleeding]

get microchipped before you keep asking.

[mercurio]

like how a dog gets microchipped?
i don't think they do that to humans

[stopbleeding]

not legally.

[mercurio]

i'm just gonna back off this convo for a minute

[stopbleeding]

just remember you asked the weird question first!!!

[mercurio]

stop reminding me!!!!!!!!!

[stopbleeding]

what? you don't want to be KIDNAPPED anymore KIDNAP REQUESTER???

[mercurio]

you're starting to sound real creepy kidnap enabler!!

[stopbleeding]

damn and i was just about to set you up with some great KIDNAPPING friends of mine KIDD and NAPP.

oh well.

[mercurio]

those are dumb names

[mercurio]

NVM I GOT IT SHUDDUP

[stopbleeding]

OH MY GOD SERIOUSLY?!

[mercurio]

DON'T SAY IT

[stopbleeding]

REALLY?!

[mercurio]

BYE