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Ryouta Ono/Zoro

Now worth 320 million.

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i wouldn't get a tramp stamp.

[as if that makes anything better]

[crudest]

z
i'd already hook up with you
just
stop while you're ahead

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you WANT me to get a tramp stamp?

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what
no
i mean without the tramp stamp
and without the crocodile headband
especially the latter
the former would actually be kinda funny
wouldn't say no
but only if i get to design it

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i don't even want to know what the design would be. no thanks. hard pass.

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it'd be tasteful
maybe a shark

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doing what?

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i don't fucking know what sharks do
what do you want it to do
explode?
drive a monster truck?
jump out of a plane?
insert testosterone and adrenaline inspired activity here?

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isn't it cheating for the designer to ask the client to design what they want?

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what
no that's
literally required in the process
i guess i could always just guess at what weird shit you like
but then you can't complain

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a shark on a motorcycle with lasers and big muscles.

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does the motorcycle or the shark have muscles

i hate everything my life has come to

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[there is a gap of 6 minutes between replies where you know he is thinking about this]

just the shark. arms would get in the motorcycle's way.

this is amazing

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what the fuck
you're thinking too small
if they both had arms and muscles
they could punch everything in their way
as they went
and the lasers could be for long distance

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where do the motorcycle's arms GO baren?
you have to explain that first.

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next to the lasers

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where are the lasers?

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wait
z
where are the lasers

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out of the shark's mouth duh.
where are the lasers on the motorcycle?

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right
duh
you don't want a motorcycle with a laser gun at the back?

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what's the point of that? they should shoot from the wheels or something.

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there you go twice as many lasers
still set on just one pair of muscles?
no explosions?

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muscles don't cause explosions, idiot.

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artistic license, moron
it's your tramp stamp
it can be whatever you want

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only the shark has muscles.
the motorcycle is driving through an explosion.