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[explodosafe]

Parts of it will for sure. But I'm not so sure... The battery will probably do way worse.

You might really need an exorcist in the end. Or I a spiritualist to still talk to you after you blew your head off.

[He doesn't want to come off as a worrywart, but he also isn't enough of a jerk to just go ahead and encourage shit like this where things could go seriously wrong and hurt people.]

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funny. thought my mom was still in japan.

[explodosafe]

Whoa there!

One more comment like that and you won't get that exorcist!

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so long as i don't get the ambulance i'm good.

[explodosafe]

why no ambulance? don't like 'em?

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pretty much. been in them too much.

[explodosafe]

whoa. do I want to ask how come?

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injuries kinda come with my job. doctor's are a pain in the ass.

[explodosafe]

your job? whatcha doing? whatever it is, it better comes with a good health insurance if that's the way you go about it

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you ever seen an action movie? i do stuntwork. insurance was decent but i'm off it now.
so seriously. don't call an ambulance.

[explodosafe]

wow, really??

what is it like?! do you make all the explosions and car crashes too?! is having to dress up like the main character for it annoying ora re there other things that are bigger challenges?! Do they make you do voice acting for various screams and shouts too??

[You might have just gotten a fan.]

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[wow. that's... a lot.]

one question at a time.

[explodosafe]

Sorry. Ok.

[He is just going to bite his tongue and wait to see if Zoro is going to answer any of the barrage he just asked.]

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[zoro waits to see if he'll actually ask anything separately aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand

no.

well, alright.]

1. explosions are handled by special crew members. we just react to them/go through them. can be risky but not as bad as car crashes. those are real.

2. it's fine unless you're naked. a lot of horror movies just slap prosthetics on and make us run about like a pervert. hate those jobs.

3. no. i hear they film your face sometimes but that's just to slap the actor's face on in post.

first question i skipped until now: it's a blast.

[explodosafe]

[Sorry Zoro, he's like an enthusiastic but well-trained puppy. If you tell him to Sit he will.]

dude, that's so awesome!! do you think you can teach me some tricks? None of the naked ones, though!

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how old are you?

[explodosafe]

[Uh-oh.]

Why do you want to know?

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this stuff isn't safe.

[explodosafe]

I'm old enough.

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i'm not kidding brat. age or i stop responding.

[explodosafe]

Dammit!

[For a moment he considers lying.]

The forced userpic thing on this app really sucks. I feel my privacy being violated. 16.

[That's almost the truth.]

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easy stuff only.

[explodosafe]

aw. don't be like that

what kind of easy?

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you ever heard of parkour?

[explodosafe]

You mean the thing where they just leap over walls and staircases and do all those per foot chases in action movies? Yep, that's cool!