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18th-Feb-2011 10:10 am
stopbleeding: (SHABLAMPOWPOW SOUNDEFFECTS)

Body and Appearance
1. Describe the character's height and build. Is he heavyset, thin, short, rangy?
fuck this question

2. How old is he? 
21

3. Describe his posture. Does he carry himself well or does he slouch?
He stands better than I do, but then again I don't stand very well. But seriously, I'm pretty sure posture is important to a swordsman, so I'd say yes, he has pretty good posture. Unless he's relaxing (drinking, sleeping, eating, hanging with friends). But when he stands he stands straight and shit, you know?

4. How is his health? Is he fit or out of shape? Any illnesses or conditions? Any physical disabilities?
He has the disability of being a meathead and bleeding too fucking much all the fucking time. His only illness is being directionally challenged. Careful, I think it's contagious.

5. How does he move? Is he clumsy, graceful, tense, fluid?
He's not clumsy, not graceful, but I'd say a mix between tense and fluid. In a battle, yeah he's a lot more fluid with his movements since you have to be in a fight if you want to win. In everyday life? He's pretty tense, even when relaxing due to just being... vigilant pretty much all the time. Does that make sense?

6. How attractive is this character physically? How does he perceive himself in the mirror?

He doesn't care about his looks, but I'd say he's pretty damn attractive. For a Jersey Shore clone.

7. Describe his complexion. Dark, light, clear, scarred?

Fucking tanned. It's what happens when you spend so much time out in the sun on a boat.

8. Describe his hair: color, texture, style.
Jersey Shore. Done.

9. What color are his eyes?
I forget and don't really care.

10. Does the character have any other noteworthy features?
SCARS. EVERYWHERE. Seriously, he's got scars on his ankles, his chest, his fucking eye, and probably like 10 other places at least. He likes scars.

11. What are his chief tension centers?
the who now?

12. What is the character's wardrobe like? Casual, dressy, utilitarian? Bright colors, pastels, neutrals? Is it varied, or does he have six of the same suit?
he wears a fucking mumu

13. Do his clothes fit well? Does he seem comfortable in them?
he fucking loves his fucking mumus

14. Does he dress the same on the job as he does in his free time? If not, what are the differences?
when he's serious he puts his bandanna on

15. You knew it was coming: Boxers, briefs or commando?
boxers



Speech
1. What does this character's voice sound like? High-pitched, deep, hoarse?
It's deep in my head. But not like the deepest voice to ever deep and shit. Just. You know.

2. How does he normally speak? Loud, soft, fast, evenly? Does he talk easily, or does he hesitate?
He talks confidently and easily for the most part. A few exceptions are when he's in situations he's not used to, or with people who... well, Himuro and Haruka basically. People he's not used to and, in one case, remind him of Kuina and shit like that.

3. Does the character have a distinct accent or dialect? Any individual quirks of pronunciation? Any, like, you know, verbal tics?
He's straightforward, blunt and yeah. Sometimes he leaves the first word out of a sentence, but that's just my personal quirk since I tend to think most people don't include the first word of a sentence. It offers a more casual tone when you shorten something like "At least blahblah" to "Least blahblah". Bad example, but whatever.

4. What language/s does he speak, and with how much fluency?
WHATEVER LANGUAGE THEY FUCKING SPEAK IN ONE PIECE.

5. Does he switch languages or dialects in certain situations?
LOL

6. Is he a good impromptu speaker, or does he have to think about his words?
Depends on the situation, but I'd say the majority of the time he's an impromptu speaker who just favors short sentences and not giving out a lot of information about himself and shit.

7. Is he eloquent or inarticulate? Under what circumstances might this change?
HE CAN BE ELOQUENTish... When the situation is serious for the most part. Like. Not. "My mom just died" serious  but more like. Well, okay I'll just pull straight from the text and give the example of when Usopp left the crew. He is the one who actually thinks of the reputation of the crew and upholding it so others take them seriously or someshit. And when that's put in danger, he breaks out the serious tone.



Mental and Emotional
1. How intelligent is this character? Is he book-smart or street-smart?
Street-smart. He can be pretty damn intelligent at times, like the ones mentioned above. But for the most part he's a meathead, or feigning ignorance. I think he's probably just a meathead though.

2. Does he think on his feet, or does he need time to deliberate?
He thinks on his feet.

3. Describe the character's thought process. Is he more logical, or more intuitive? Idealistic or practical?
I don't feel like answering this suck it.

4. What kind of education has the character had?
He trained in a dojo and that's about it. Hence why he's streetsmart.

5. What are his areas of expertise? What, if anything, is he interested in learning more about?
Fighting, but he's taken up an interest in fishing.

6. Is he an introvert or an extrovert?
Introvert.

7. Describe the character's temperament. Is he even-tempered or does he have mood swings? Cheerful or melancholy? Laid-back or driven?
I'd say even-tempered but very easily baited and aggravated.

8. How does he respond to new people or situations? Is he suspicious, relaxed, timid, enthusiastic?
He's suspicious for the most part.

9. Is he more likely to act, or to react?
Bo..th?


10. Which is his default: fight or flight?
FIGHT

11. Describe the character's sense of humor. Does he appreciate jokes? Puns? Gallows humor? Bathroom humor? Pranks?
God I don't even get his humor okay.  It's hard for me to explain when I feel he should laugh, okay?

12. Does the character have any diagnosable mental disorders? If yes, how does he deal with them?
No.

13. What moments in this character's life have defined him as a person?
KUINA STOP FALLING DOWN STAIRS. Um. That there Kuma incident. Meeting Mihawk. Training under Mihawk. Meeting Luffy.

14. What does he fear?
Failing his crew and failing his dreams.

15. What are his hopes or aspirations?
BEST SWORDSMAN EVER and seeing Luffy become the Pirate King

16. What is something he doesn't want anyone to find out about him?
He's totally not as cool as he acts. IDFK



Relationships
1. Describe this character's relationship with his parents.
LOL WHAT PARENTS

2. Does the character have any siblings? What is/was their relationship like?
LOL

3. Are there other blood relatives to whom he is close? Are there ones he can't stand?
ROFL

4. Are there other, unrelated people whom he considers part of his family? What are his relationships with them?
crew members
... they're his crew members

5. Who is/was the character's best friend? How did they meet?
First Kuina but she's dumb and fell down stairs and died MOST PATHETIC DEATH EVER ODA
So yeah now it's Luffy and like. Everyone else on the crew. Except maybe Sanji.

6. Does he have other close friends?
CREW. MEMBERS. Also Perona maybe? Vivi maybe too?

7. Does he make friends easily, or does he have trouble getting along with people?
He has... trouble getting along with people.

8. Which does he consider more important: family or friends?
His friends are his family.

9. Is the character single, married, divorced, widowed? Has he been married more than once?
HE'S MARRIED TO HIS SWORDS

10. Is he currently in a romantic relationship with someone other than a spouse?
His swords.

11. Who was his first crush? Who is his latest?
His first sword IDFK

12. What does he look for in a romantic partner?
He doesn't look.

13. Does the character have children? Grandchildren? If yes, how does he relate to them? If no, does he want any?
oh god the world would die if zoro had kids

14. Does he have any rivals or enemies?
ROFL SO MANY

15. What is the character's sexual orientation? Where does he fall on the Kinsey scale?
swordsexual

16. How does he feel about sex? How important is it to him?
It's not.

17. What are his turn-ons? Turn-offs? Weird bedroom habits?
NO



Beliefs
1. Do you know your character's astrological (zodiac of choice) sign? How well does he fit type?
FUCK ASTROLOGY

2. Is this character religious, spiritual, both, or neither? How important are these elements in his life?
No, he very heavily does not believe in God or any other higher spiritual power other than luck and fate.

3. Does this character have a personal code of morals or ethics? If so, how did that begin? What would it take to compromise it?
YES. He's a swordsman. And um. I'm not sure anything could compromise it.

4. How does he regard beliefs that differ from his? Is he tolerant, intolerant, curious, indifferent?
This question bores me.

5. What prejudices does he hold? Are they irrational or does he have a good reason for them?
This question also bores me.



Daily Life
1. What is the character's financial situation? Is he rich, poor, comfortable, in debt?
oh god is he ever in debt always to nami

2. What is his social status? Has this changed over time, and if so, how has the change affected him?
Pi...rate?

3. Where does he live? House, apartment, trailer? Is his home his castle or just a place to crash? What condition is it in? Does he share it with others?
He shares  the Straw Hat ship with the other Straw Hat members. I think it's in pretty good condition maybe?


4. Besides the basic necessities, what does he spend his money on?
Swords, booze.

5. What does he do for a living? Is he good at it? Does he enjoy it, or would he rather be doing something else?
He's a pirate and he loves it.

6. What are his interests or hobbies? How does he spend his free time?
Sleeping, training, drinking, fishing.

7. What are his eating habits? Does he skip meals, eat out, drink alcohol, avoid certain foods?
He has a high tolerance for alcohol and prefers to eat what Sanji cooks mainly because Sanji cooks really fucking good food okay.



Associations
Which of the following do you associate with the character, or which is his favorite:

1. Color?
Green
2. Smell?
"sweat blood and iron/steel" or whatever Oda said.
3. Time of day?
Afternoons
4. Season?
Spring
5. Book?
Agrippa IDFK
6. Music?
Drunk singing.
7. Place?
The sea.
8. Substance?
Wh..at.
9. Plant?
A rock. shut up.
10. Animal?
/JAWS MUSIC




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