I was thinking you'd burn it to the ground but I guess that's kinda the point.

Sounds fun.

[who lets them be friends]

[he shrugs]

It needs a makeover.

Yeah, because you've been to hell before.

[and he's gonna go back to stealing some of zoro's food for being a smartass]

[goddammit.]

Known a few guys who stayed there.

[who the fuck makes jokes about dead friends? zoro, i guess.]

Doesn't count! Stupid.

[JABS AT ZORO WITH THE BACK OF HIS CHOPSTICKS]

Ow! Quit it!

[he's catching those chopsticks in his hand.]

I'm not gonna die, alright? Quit fussing.

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I'm not fussing, you're just dumb.

[that answers nothing

and now he's gonna duck and open his mouth exaggeratedly to make it look like he's gonna bite zoro if he doesn't let go of the chopsticks??? what if he's still hungry?]

[zoro just takes a clump of rice and shoves it into Baren's open mouth.]

[zoro takes that piece of salmon and shoves it in his own mouth.

baren gets beef added to his rice-mouth.]

[well that makes zoro choke on the salmon.

which means he gets revenge by shoving at baren with his foot.]