It's the name I chose. It's the name I work by. It's a name like any other.

I don't think you make good food.

And why not?

You're too bitter. You'd spoil it.

That doesn't have anything to do with how well I cook, moron.

Sure it does. Seeps into the food.

It doesn't work like that! To be honest, I do like to cook. Moreso than before because some app gave me back this ability and now I can't stop.