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28th-Apr-2017 05:44 pm

Ryouta Ono/Zoro

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29th-Jul-2017 02:20 am (UTC)

crudest

[and then

just like that, baren's relaxed again. alright, then he doesn't need to destroy anyone's life over making one of his friends uncomfortable.]

nothing
just wondering
didn't think anyone would have the nerve to kiss you besides me

29th-Jul-2017 02:22 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

yeah. lucky me. now i've got two pains in the ass.

29th-Jul-2017 02:23 am (UTC)

crudest

just tell him not to do it again if you don't like it
my situations are life or death
you understand

29th-Jul-2017 03:53 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

not really.

29th-Jul-2017 03:54 am (UTC)

crudest

the last fucker wore a crocodile skin headband
and i think he had a tramp stamp
z
that's not just death
that's a fate worse than death

29th-Jul-2017 03:56 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

they make crocodile skin headbands?

29th-Jul-2017 03:57 am (UTC)

crudest

if you buy one
i will make you eat it

29th-Jul-2017 03:59 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

i was just asking...

29th-Jul-2017 04:00 am (UTC)

crudest

i don't fucking trust you

29th-Jul-2017 04:04 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

i wouldn't get a tramp stamp.

[as if that makes anything better]

29th-Jul-2017 04:05 am (UTC)

crudest

z
i'd already hook up with you
just
stop while you're ahead

29th-Jul-2017 04:07 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

you WANT me to get a tramp stamp?

29th-Jul-2017 04:08 am (UTC)

crudest

what
no
i mean without the tramp stamp
and without the crocodile headband
especially the latter
the former would actually be kinda funny
wouldn't say no
but only if i get to design it

29th-Jul-2017 04:09 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

i don't even want to know what the design would be. no thanks. hard pass.

29th-Jul-2017 04:10 am (UTC)

crudest

it'd be tasteful
maybe a shark

29th-Jul-2017 04:11 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

doing what?

29th-Jul-2017 04:12 am (UTC)

crudest

i don't fucking know what sharks do
what do you want it to do
explode?
drive a monster truck?
jump out of a plane?
insert testosterone and adrenaline inspired activity here?

29th-Jul-2017 04:14 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

isn't it cheating for the designer to ask the client to design what they want?

29th-Jul-2017 04:16 am (UTC)

crudest

what
no that's
literally required in the process
i guess i could always just guess at what weird shit you like
but then you can't complain

29th-Jul-2017 04:17 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

a shark on a motorcycle with lasers and big muscles.

29th-Jul-2017 04:18 am (UTC)

crudest

does the motorcycle or the shark have muscles

Edited 2017-07-29 04:18 am (UTC)

29th-Jul-2017 04:21 am (UTC) - i hate everything my life has come to

stopbleeding

[there is a gap of 6 minutes between replies where you know he is thinking about this]

just the shark. arms would get in the motorcycle's way.

29th-Jul-2017 04:23 am (UTC) - this is amazing

crudest

what the fuck
you're thinking too small
if they both had arms and muscles
they could punch everything in their way
as they went
and the lasers could be for long distance

29th-Jul-2017 04:27 am (UTC)