[zoro's disgusting, what else is new]

One of those fuckers who are obsessed with doing things the "right way". What's the point in doing things the right way if people are dying while your head's so far up your ass?

[but he shakes his head]

Not surprised though. People like that always exist.

People in your group have died?

[holy shit.]

What? No, do you think I'd have time to cook you a bento if they did—

[Zoro shrugs.]

I dunno. Maybe they came back.

No, dipshit, I meant in general.

[And he'll take another piece of fish then just to spurn Zoro.]

Shit's dangerous now. Monsters? Robots? Dragons? You know there's gonna be some people who can't keep up.

Yeah, I've met a few. Been trying to get them to a safe places. Jim and Co. kinda messed that up, though.

[He raps Baren's knuckles the next time he tries to grab something. Also doesn't look up so Baren can't give him a hard time for what he just said.]

Couple people on my team are like that.

[How do you think he got so fucked up, Baren?]

[He's not surprised.

Between the two of them, Zoro is the more openly chivalrous one. Baren can lure monsters away and attract attention but Zoro is the one who can save people when they need to be saved. Of course he'd throw himself into the dangerous stuff to cover someone else's ass.

Baren can relate, even if he thinks Zoro's the better person for it.

Hence why he grins when he locks his chopsticks with Zoro's just to be a shit.]

Guess if we both kick it here, I'll see you in hell.

[Zoro grins back.]

I'll be fighting the devil by the time you get there.

What the fuck?

[Okay - that gets Baren to laugh.]

It's a last resort not a first choice, jackass.

Says you. Being king of hell sounds like a blast.

I was thinking you'd burn it to the ground but I guess that's kinda the point.

Sounds fun.

[who lets them be friends]

[he shrugs]

It needs a makeover.

Yeah, because you've been to hell before.

[and he's gonna go back to stealing some of zoro's food for being a smartass]

[goddammit.]

Known a few guys who stayed there.

[who the fuck makes jokes about dead friends? zoro, i guess.]

Doesn't count! Stupid.

[JABS AT ZORO WITH THE BACK OF HIS CHOPSTICKS]

Ow! Quit it!

[he's catching those chopsticks in his hand.]

I'm not gonna die, alright? Quit fussing.

Edited 2017-08-20 03:05 pm (UTC)

I'm not fussing, you're just dumb.

[that answers nothing

and now he's gonna duck and open his mouth exaggeratedly to make it look like he's gonna bite zoro if he doesn't let go of the chopsticks??? what if he's still hungry?]

[zoro just takes a clump of rice and shoves it into Baren's open mouth.]

[zoro takes that piece of salmon and shoves it in his own mouth.

baren gets beef added to his rice-mouth.]

[well that makes zoro choke on the salmon.

which means he gets revenge by shoving at baren with his foot.]