[Zoro tried so hard to escape.

But surprise, they still halfway fucking live together.

Which is probably why Baren has no shame on parking his ass on their shared couch sometime after he finishes talking to Sanji and... waiting. Where the hell is Zoro anyway? Work? Well, he can play the waiting game. He doesn't text him because then Zoro will never fucking come home.

Instead, he orders Thai and turns on reruns of America's Next Top Model.

When he hears the door, he finishes slurping up his mouthful of Pad Thai and - ]

Yours is in the fridge.

[and that's fucking it]

[all baren will hear is a muttered "shit", then the door closing. without zoro entering the apartment.]

[and then, maybe three minutes later, zoro kicking in the door upon realizing something.]

WHAT THE HELL?! GO BACK TO YOUR OWN DAMN HOUSE!

[this isn't fair let him have a spot to hermit you have like 20 baren]

I pay rent for this place, fuck off.

Eat your food and sit your ass down before I call Koko. She's probably studying? Fuck you! Don't make me do that!

[BUT HE IS RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS WHEN ZORO IS BEING IMPOSSIBLE]

At least we can agree on that. Interrupt her studying and I'll break your phone.

[kyouko is the one smart one in their whole family. no one gets in the way of her success.] And stop calling her Koko!

[shouted as he gets his food from the fridge like he was told. but he's eating it in the kitchen. away from baren. fuck you.]

It's like Chanel, it's a compliment.

[because he thinks koko truly is a goddess??? anyway he's going to turn over to where zoro is eating his food and giving him a blank stare. he turns the screeching model catfighting on the tv down.]

Are you finally going to listen to me, jackass?

[and yeah it might've been his fault that this whole thing happened in the first place but there's no hiding that note of irritation that zoro's been ignoring him. he never takes that well. not even for a day.]

[zoro doesn't look up from his food.]

Try talking and we'll see.

[at least that way he won't have to worry about formulating words. lord knows zoro doesn't even know where to start in this situation.]

[somehow baren doesn't really know what to say either, but he feels like he has to. he puts his food on the coffee table even as he turns himself around on the couch so he can face zoro the entire time.]

I take you seriously.

[ - even if in this specific case, he didn't. they both know that Baren thinks that Zoro's a moron.... but not all the time. he feels like he doesn't have to say that out loud.]

But you know I never believe anyone that confesses to me.

[even now, he's shocked by it in his current relationship, like he's waiting to end up alone once chuuya realizes what a pain in the ass he is.

and it's not like zoro was the first to confess to baren. no matter how long he knew someone, he didn't believe it. love is a thing that happens to other people.]

An explanation - but it doesn't mean much as an excuse.

There's not really an excuse good enough for writing you off.

[ . . . . and there is a "sorry" in there somewhere, even if Baren can't manage the word. He can't remember the last time he apologized for anything in his life. It's frustrating now that he still can't manage to get the word to come out but.

He hopes the sentiment reaches.]

No. There's not.

[it's a weaker apology than zoro needs. but even he can recognize the apology he wants is unreasonable. one that factors in not only baren's initial dismissal but the current state that left zoro in now.

his chest felt strange again. hot, twisted. annoying. it had been that way all night. he had taken hour long drives down crooked wooded roads and all he could think of was–what if he had realized? would the answer have been the same? was there any way to know? was, what if's, maybes–every single question he had wanted to avoid was coming back in tenfold.

all because baren was too damn dense.]

You made a mess of things.

[you made a mess of me.]

Yeah... I figure - even if it's par for the course, it's shitty of me.

[Even if it's normal for Baren to make a mess of everything he touches - he never wanted that to happen to Zoro. The friends that he has are too good for him. They let him get away with everything and play by his rules. He knows that. It's why he tries to at least make them the exception of his tendency to ruin everything - everyone.

When he reaches up to run a hand through his hair, it's an agitated motion. The anxiety pricks at him again. Zoro loved him? Really? Every bit of him still wants to believe that's fake, that's wrong, that's a lie - but that would be going against the entire point Zoro made.]

It wouldn't have worked out anyway - if I took you seriously I would've said no faster instead of entertaining the idea of... [a wave of his hand. friends with benefits. he was okay with that.]

I have a tendency to shoot myself in the foot - didn't mean to shoot you too.

[a few months ago, zoro nearly died. baren had gotten angry with him for it. ironic, considering right now, this moment, feels worse.

if i took you seriously i would've said no faster

It moves through him the same as poison and that's what makes it dangerous. A knife, a stabbing–he could survive that. The pain was momentary, only resurrected in the form of spontaneous twinges. The first time they had talked about this, that's what it had been like. Sharp, painful, but manageable. Now, it only felt like that blade had been dipped in poison that was only now starting to take hold.

Zoro bites back questions neither of them wants to think about as his gut cannibalizes itself. he scrubs his face and tries to find the words baren wants to hear. for some reason, it's harder to think about than anything else.]

Yeah. Alright. [that was just how it was then, right? they had wanted two opposites, maybe. baren had wanted something physical for–(what? their whole relationship? was that why he had stuck around this long in the first pla–) –

–Zoro scrubs his face again. both hands this time.] Got it the first time, right? Don't need to repeat it.

[besides, it's a moot point now that...

fuck. god. he needed to get out of here. despite only having taken a few bites of his thai food, he starts to box it up again.] Listen... thanks for the food. Just not that hungry. Don't touch it, yeah? I'll eat it when I get back.

[although the thought of not returning to their shared apartment is tempting.]

[Baren's across the room in seconds.

before Zoro can escape again, leave him again, he's physically in front of him. he doesn't really know expect it to work since even that physical divide between the strength has only gotten worse but - he's trying. so he puts himself as a physical barrier between Zoro and the door, hands finding the other's wrists and trying to meet his eye]

—If that was a lie, I forgive you.

[because zoro eats small villages worth of food and the idea of him not being hungry is weird.

but their everything is based on no lies - Baren accepts no lies, everyone's word has to mean something to him. the irony is that in this case, he still didn't believe them.

still though, he struggles and it's only because of the tenseness in his shoulders that he admits - ] I'm here until you dismiss me but you said you aren't going anywhere, so stop fucking leaving—

[but he'd also said that what good would he be as a captain or king if zoro's freedom took him somewhere away from him?]

Or - do. Fuck.

[Baren shoots from the hip when he tries to comfort people. It's the words that he truly honestly believes that come out then - and maybe that's why they're effective. This time the words feel like lead on his tongue. He cornered Zoro in their own shared home to have this conversation and still managed to fuck it up because he only said pieces of what he meant to, of what his actual reasoning is. But damn if it wouldn't sound pathetic out loud.

... well, maybe that would just help Zoro realize he dodged a bullet - ]

I let myself have the things I want.

[vacations, fancy things, living based on whims]

But hell if I'll take things I don't deserve. [and that's what it boils down to, grossly - ] I'm kind of fucked, Z. And I know you get that. And maybe you can see a future with someone who doesn't know if he can even fucking love another human being - but if someone else answered your feelings with half-assed empty promises, I'd kill them myself.

But I'd only be bad for you.

S'why I would say no faster. Get it? It's that fuckin' cliche.

[It's not you, it's me and my thousand issues and endless baggage and how you deserve better than that.

Still, the honesty stings. He holds onto Zoro until Zoro throws himself off but having the words leave his mouth - admitting all the defects he still has and waiting for Zoro to still leave - results in the faintest tremors in Baren's fingers. He still doesn't back down.]

Can you just deck me for being an asshole now? Something, anything -

[Just. Don't go. Or leave quicker if it's for good.]

[they're here again. the food isn't being cooked this time and zoro's not the one pleading but it's the same space, the same positions, the same unsettling weight in his gut. the last time he had been here, zoro had pressed his lips against baren's hand. against his lips.

he could still recount every detail of the kiss. he wished he couldn't–tried to make it impossible, locking it away and suffocating it right after it had first happened. now, in revives in the very same climate it was born in and zoro spends a good minute mulling over how easy an action it would be to repeat.]

–Why should I? [a deep breath defeats the urge. it hadn't been a good idea when he had first kissed baren; it'd be a worse one now. self-satisfying in only a fantasy where neither of them cared about how the other would react. where neither of them cared about the consequences.

it couldn't happen and so it wouldn't. zoro holds baren's shoulders at arm's length to keep it that way.] I'm the one being an ass.

[there's a familiar tenderness that baren may recognize now that he's gotten his head out of his ass. a similar look to the first time they stood in this kitchen, back when zoro cemented his promise not to leave. it's gentle, caring, bare–the purest sincerity zoro keeps so well-guarded.] Don't know why but I wanna kiss you. Think it's 'cuz I don't like you talking like that. With everything you've done for me...

[he takes a step back, taking his hands off baren's shoulders and holding them up in front of him. a silent gesture. stay back.] Think you know more about love than I do. Just too dumb to realize. [he grins. chuckles. it doesn't reach his eyes.] You've given me everything. Wouldn't be standing here if you hadn't broken into my damn hospital room so much back then.

[it's a hard thing to admit. probably the first time he ever has admitted it.] You've only been good for me. It's that fuckin' cliche.

[using baren's own words against him. it seems like a good idea but his smile cracks as he says it and the pain underneath finally starts showing. he takes another step back. shoves his hand in his pocket. rubs the back of his neck. looks at anything but baren.]

... I ain't gonna leave. Just... need a day, alright? This shit's new and... [he scratches his cheek, glancing at the kitchen sink almost timidly.] ... wasn't expecting to go through it twice.

[they say it's easy to fall in love with someone when you see a side of them that no one else does.

baren never believed that - and still doesn't believe it now when zoro's walls come down. there's none of those feelings of affection and warmth, just the same ache and anxiety sprung from causing hurt to someone that he cares about. zoro deserves more than this. it's not his first time delivering rejection - not by a long shot - but for some reason this one feels heavier than all the rest. maybe it's because he never expected to field these types of emotions from someone that he cherishes, treasures.

there's still some confusion, some frustration in the sense of what the fuck do you see in me?

followed by the frustration of knowing that he'd give zoro anything in the world, anything he could ever ask for, but there's no way that he could give him this.

when the word 'kiss' leaves zoro's lips - baren doesn't tense, he doesn't pull back, he only looks confused. it's a known fact to both of them how much baren hates infidelity and even now he trusts that zoro would never do anything to break one of baren's few moral rules. instead it's just the swirling confusion, the inability to understand what's going through zoro's brain. it's not a feeling he likes.

he's given him everything? only been good to him? zoro might miss it - the way that baren's brow furrows because he's never thought anything of that, of the way they met. he broke into the hospital room because he needed to, then because he wanted to, because there was someone inside who was worth his while in this new city that made laughter easy.

did that really mean so much?

wasn't it just for fun?

something twists in his stomach then as he realizes that there might be a lot about his relationship with zoro that he never realized - that never crossed his mind as something meaningful, it was just them.]

... you know Koko'll be pissed if you deal with this by yourself just because she might be studying.

[ - because at least baren can realize when he's said enough. when the truth has become evident to both of them and they both need time to process it. it sucks it sucks it sucks not being there for zoro when he's anything less than 100% but.]

You get a day. You need longer, you let me know.

... You need anything else that I can give, you let me know.

[time? space? actually moving out? he can do that. for once, he fully offers zoro command of where they stand.]