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Ryouta Ono/Zoro

Now worth 320 million.

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6/23 | text

[crudest]

[it starts with a link

a link to zoro's infamous pour some sugar on me video that's making its rounds on gay twitter

baren doesn't even have a twitter

how did he find this]

so
your stunt friends seen this yet?
bc i always struggle to make conversation with them
since i tune out the workout protein testosterone shit in 0.7 seconds
but i really think we could bond over this

1/3??

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how did you get that

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[wait. shit.

it's fine. he can cover this.]

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that's not me.

[nailed it.]

[crudest]

that's chuu's party
literally at the inkwell
do you think anyone else
has your extremely specific set of scars
i could go on
quit while you're ahead

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[damn. foiled by his own fashion choices. if only he wore more shirts.]

i never should have let you seen me naked.

[crudest]

you're just always so eager to strip down when i'm around....

anyway besides the point
i take it that this is still a mystery to them then
fun ♥

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what do you want?

[crudest]

longterm?
to rule over a small village that worships me as their god

today?
i'm bored
let's go shopping

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you'd hate ruling.

that's it? what's the catch?

[crudest]

small village that can later be annexed by a larger kingdom once i get tired
or i start a coup and take over the larger kingdom
depends
i have to rework society back into medieval standards but that's on the list

why does there have to be a catch
i'm just fucking tired of you stretching out my clothes
thinking they're muscles shirts
you want a muscle shirt??
just buy a fucking muscle shirt

[emblazoned with little rubber duckies]

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king baren just sounds bad. isn't baren some lord title already? you'd be king lord.

you wouldn't blackmail me just to do something nice for me. what's your real motive?

[crudest]

do you type my name often enough that autocorrect didn't try to fix your own stupidity
aw

no motive
just fashion
also this is mostly to save my clothes

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half your clothes are mine asshole. if i need new clothes it's because of you.

[crudest]

ew

listen i'm petty and a thief but i'm hardly a petty thief with sights set on your sweats and hoodies

but in general your fashion sense is disgusting and i hate being seen with you

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so you want to play dress up.

[crudest]

i sure do, malibu ken

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i hate you.

you won't show anyone?

[crudest]

you're a doll ♥

probably not

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[is that a fucking pun]

definite no or no deal.

[crudest]

boring
fine

won't show it to your stunt bud musclehead fuckboi friends
or anyone else i can think of

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i'm picking you up in the volvo.

[crudest]

gaudy
good foreshadowing
i'm already in the city for a shoot

[and he'll send the address of wherever he's at

was he actually at a shoot or is this the usual way of him avoiding letting zoro get any idea of where he lives, who knows]

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[and he will drive to wherever that address is. and not stop the car. just rev the (actually impressive) engine so that baren knows he's there.

anyone around baren will think he's an ass.

good.]

[crudest]

[correct on all accounts.

and he's baren, snorting as he wanders over. for the record, his outfit of the day is ludicrous and luxurious and comfy as fuck - and more importantly, needs to be highlight because this is the guy who's giving zoro fashion advice. however baren has an eccentric enough look that he can wear just about anything. not sure if the same could be said for his friend

he slides in the passenger's seat and doesn't buckle up]

Let's do the Towers. I can at least get you some discounts...