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28th-Apr-2017 05:44 pm

Ryouta Ono/Zoro

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24th-Jun-2017 04:41 am (UTC) - 6/23 | text

crudest

[it starts with a link

a link to zoro's infamous pour some sugar on me video that's making its rounds on gay twitter

baren doesn't even have a twitter

how did he find this]

so
your stunt friends seen this yet?
bc i always struggle to make conversation with them
since i tune out the workout protein testosterone shit in 0.7 seconds
but i really think we could bond over this

24th-Jun-2017 04:48 am (UTC) - 1/3??

stopbleeding

how did you get that

24th-Jun-2017 04:49 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

[wait. shit.

it's fine. he can cover this.]

24th-Jun-2017 04:51 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

that's not me.

[nailed it.]

24th-Jun-2017 04:52 am (UTC)

crudest

that's chuu's party
literally at the inkwell
do you think anyone else
has your extremely specific set of scars
i could go on
quit while you're ahead

24th-Jun-2017 04:57 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

[damn. foiled by his own fashion choices. if only he wore more shirts.]

i never should have let you seen me naked.

24th-Jun-2017 04:59 am (UTC)

crudest

you're just always so eager to strip down when i'm around....

anyway besides the point
i take it that this is still a mystery to them then
fun ♥

24th-Jun-2017 05:08 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

what do you want?

24th-Jun-2017 05:11 am (UTC)

crudest

longterm?
to rule over a small village that worships me as their god

today?
i'm bored
let's go shopping

24th-Jun-2017 05:12 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

you'd hate ruling.

that's it? what's the catch?

24th-Jun-2017 05:14 am (UTC)

crudest

small village that can later be annexed by a larger kingdom once i get tired
or i start a coup and take over the larger kingdom
depends
i have to rework society back into medieval standards but that's on the list

why does there have to be a catch
i'm just fucking tired of you stretching out my clothes
thinking they're muscles shirts
you want a muscle shirt??
just buy a fucking muscle shirt

[emblazoned with little rubber duckies]

24th-Jun-2017 05:19 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

king baren just sounds bad. isn't baren some lord title already? you'd be king lord.

you wouldn't blackmail me just to do something nice for me. what's your real motive?

24th-Jun-2017 05:23 am (UTC)

crudest

do you type my name often enough that autocorrect didn't try to fix your own stupidity
aw

no motive
just fashion
also this is mostly to save my clothes

24th-Jun-2017 05:26 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

half your clothes are mine asshole. if i need new clothes it's because of you.

24th-Jun-2017 05:27 am (UTC)

crudest

ew

listen i'm petty and a thief but i'm hardly a petty thief with sights set on your sweats and hoodies

but in general your fashion sense is disgusting and i hate being seen with you

24th-Jun-2017 05:29 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

so you want to play dress up.

24th-Jun-2017 05:31 am (UTC)

crudest

i sure do, malibu ken

24th-Jun-2017 05:34 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

i hate you.

you won't show anyone?

24th-Jun-2017 05:35 am (UTC)

crudest

you're a doll ♥

probably not

24th-Jun-2017 05:38 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

[is that a fucking pun]

definite no or no deal.

24th-Jun-2017 05:40 am (UTC)

crudest

boring
fine

won't show it to your stunt bud musclehead fuckboi friends
or anyone else i can think of

24th-Jun-2017 05:41 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

i'm picking you up in the volvo.

24th-Jun-2017 05:43 am (UTC)

crudest

gaudy
good foreshadowing
i'm already in the city for a shoot

[and he'll send the address of wherever he's at

was he actually at a shoot or is this the usual way of him avoiding letting zoro get any idea of where he lives, who knows]

24th-Jun-2017 05:47 am (UTC)

stopbleeding

[and he will drive to wherever that address is. and not stop the car. just rev the (actually impressive) engine so that baren knows he's there.

anyone around baren will think he's an ass.

good.]

24th-Jun-2017 05:51 am (UTC)

crudest

[correct on all accounts.

and he's baren, snorting as he wanders over. for the record, his outfit of the day is ludicrous and luxurious and comfy as fuck - and more importantly, needs to be highlight because this is the guy who's giving zoro fashion advice. however baren has an eccentric enough look that he can wear just about anything. not sure if the same could be said for his friend

he slides in the passenger's seat and doesn't buckle up]

Let's do the Towers. I can at least get you some discounts...